The other day I got a really funny email that I have to share with all of you.. Here goes…

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) in English and  Chinese

That’s not right!                                              Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?                       Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP                                                   Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk

Small Horse                                                    Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                                 Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift!                              Chin Tu Fat
 
It’s very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone!                                        No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive                           Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great                                                                      Fa Kin Su Pa phot flckr by behind dark eyes